July 3rd, 2002

shilagh

strange but correct headlines

From today's news on cnn.com:

"Colon has no trouble with Braves in Expos debut"
"Crack found on third Space Shuttle"

These are almost as good as old saws like "Lost: Brown dog with white spot on north end" and "Grandmother of eight makes hole in one."

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