So I found three newspapers in my driveway... today's editions of the New York Times, the Chicago Tribune, and the Chicago Sun-Times. I assume they're "teaser" promotional copies, but they're lacking any order form, explanation, sales pitch, or anything like that. And they're the full editions.
Weird. But I'm pleased to have such good periodical reading material, even if only for one day. And of course crossword puzzles!